Hey, I'm Chase Clark.  I will be speaking too you today.  I have a basketball game tonight.  We play BCLUW.   I don't know if they are good.  If they aren't I should get to play more!!  I hope I do good and ball it up!  I get really nervous in games and don't want to screw up.... We'll just have to wait and see how it goes. I gotta go though so see you later!

Hey I'm Chase Clark.  I'm speaking once again.  We lost yesterday, I didn't get to play that much.  I don't think it would've changed anything though.  I want to fall asleep right now...  I think I just might... Bryce just hurdled a bench!!!!!  It was lame though. Bryce is trying to convince me it is cool.  I told him "No, no it is not". 

Hey, I'm Chase Clark.  How are you today? I'm good thanks for asking.  I am tired and want to be free.  I want to sleep a little more.  My throat is gunked up.  It's not good because I have a game tomorrow!! We play Ackley I hate Ackley!  They are a bunch of dummies.  I will kick their butts!

Hey I'm Chase Clark.  How are you today?  I hope good because that would be fun.  My legs are still sore from yesterday.  Our first game is today!  I hope I don't screw up!!  I'm only in there three minutes at a time so...  I'm going to make a three pointer! I love blueberries! I am finished goodbye!

Hey, I'm Chase Clark.  I will be speaking to you today.  I come to you in urgent need of food.  I am always hungry and always sad.  I need to have something extraordinary happen to me.  but it's me so that wont happen.  To bad I'm not Batman then I'd be boss.  Oh well you can;t have anything. Even though I don't get much anyways... I can't change my life or me....

Hey, I'm Chase Clark.  Hudson has a big butt.  It's gross and bulgy.  I wish people were happy.  Our first game is this Friday.  We play South Hardin, They aren't very good.  I wish for happiness in life.  Candles are literally waxy.  They are hot too!!!!  My mom doesn't want me to do school!

Hey, I'm Chase Clark.  I am not a happy camper.  I have basketball today.  Our first scrimmage/jamboree is tomorrow.  I do not know if I'm ready for it or not.  I hope I do well.  School sucks monkeys butts. Have you heard about Pluto?   Bryce is harassing the children again.  He's a goober like that. 

Hey I'm Chase Clark.  I will be speaking to you again.  I don't want to practice tonight.  I'm sick of basketball already.  I am very sleepy. I'm going to a party thing tonight which should be pretty fun.  I doubt it will though, knowing my luck.  I'm a massive three baller. I want to sleep right now.  I am going to sleep goodnight!

Hey, I'm Chase Clark.  I'm a man.  I will talk to you today.  I wasn't very prepared to speak today, so bare with me.  I'll be talking about, fries.  There are many different kinds of fries, big, small, wide, thin, soggy, crispy.  There can be any mixture of these kinds of fries, but the one thing you need to have a good fry is, salt. Yes salt is the best.  Other wise they are too potato'y (I invited that word).    I love long walks on the beach.  I like candy corn.

Hey, I'm Chase Clark.  I am tired and sore.  I have to work for the Boyers today... I dislike working for them. They have so much stuff!!!  Almost as much as my family would have and there is 11 of us!!!  I love cheese balls. I would love it if my parents bought pizza!!! I love pizza!  We are hanging out with Conrad tomorrow!!!

Hey, I'm Chase Clark. I will be typing to you today.  I was sick the last few days.  I was puking and all that yummy stuff.  I hate being sick!  I love fruit though.  I also love to be an American!  I want to play call of duty, if only my wonderful mother would let a nice, pure soul such as mine  to play....  I do so much for her, I think I deserve it.  Could she be merciful enough to let me?

Hey I'm Chase Clark.  I dislike Hudson's tantrums.  He's crying like a little baby!  He amuses me with his wienerness!! He's been babied his whole life. He is going to become a little gay boy, who likes men.  I know my blogs popular, with my one follower. I'd like to thank you for your support and for every thing you do. I hope you will always stay with me. Goodnight from Chase Clark!

Hello, I am Chase Clark.  I have 7 brothers and 2 sisters... I think.  I play football, soccer, basketball. I love my brother Bryce. He is da' bomb.  He loves to play with me and make me food!  I asked him, "Bryce, what do you like to do?" He replied, "Well Chase, that's a good question. I love to make you bunches of food and junk!!!" or something like that. He likes me so much.

Hey I'm Chase Clark.  I am very tired and very sore.  I play football and it is fun!  I get hurt in football, that's not fun!  I scored a touchdown!!!!!! :D. I want to go hangout with some cool people.  I wish I had cool people to hangout with....  My mom is making crescents!!! This is my 9th sentence, two to go!  I hope I heal fast!!  I'm so confused ahhh. 

Hey I'm Chase Clark.  I'm tired of life.   I want food, maybe apple sauce.  I hope I can play football Friday.  I miss playing.  I need to hit people to let my anger out.  We play Hudson and there a bunch of cocky jerks.  We are going to kill them!  I feel good just kinda weird.   Macklin gets into everything it's annoying!!!!!   He needs to grow up fast!!

Hello, I'm Chase Clark.  My mother broke her arm this weekend.  She was driving a go kart and flipped it!!  She had to have surgery and they put a rod in her arm.  We also won our game vs Grundy they sucked.  Now we are going to play Ogden they are a lot better so it'll be tough.  I think we'll beat them, but only if we play good. I'm very hungry at the moment and want food!  We have no milk so I can't eat cereal! I want doughnuts please!!!

Hello, I'm Chase Clark.  I have a football game tonight.  We play Grundy Center. They are butt holes and I want to destroy them!!  I've heard they want to try and hurt me, but I don't think they will.  I think I'll play more because it'll be hot tonight.  I hope I don't mess anything up.  Bryce lost my math now!  I wish they could put it away instead of being butts.  Bryce is having a temper tantrum!
 

Hello, I'm Chase Clark.  I have a junior varsity game today!  I hope it's fun and we dominate.  I haven't really practiced with them so I don't know how good we'll be.  I would like to intercept a ball for a touchdown, that would be cool.  It's Monday so we have school.  I dislike school a lot.  I'm pretty much done though so it's all good.  We play South Hardin, they'll die!!!! Cheese balls are great!!!

Hello, I'm Chase Clark.  I will be speaking to you today.  Today is Thursday which means easy football practice.  The first Varsity game is tomorrow. We are going to kick butt!  I'm not starting but I think I'll play some.  I hope we get tenderloins today they sound good.  I'm tired and bruised still.  I got a hair cut last night.  Kangaroos have pouches to carry their young.

Hello, I'm Chase Clark.  I'm an intelligent man if I do say so myself.  I am tired and need sleep.  The rabbit always win. Turtles suck butt cheese.  I worked all yesterday without a break.  I'm exhausted, but need to do school.  Football tonight is going to suck because it's really hot.  I have a big bruise o my shin. 
I hope today is a good day.

Hello, I'm Chase Clark.  My family always fights.  I have football today. I hope it's easy. I am still really sore.  I had my scrimmage last Friday. I think it went pretty well for our first game like scenario.  I played JV and Varsity. It was really tiring. We have our first real game this coming Friday.  We play Eldora.  They aren't that good, but you never know.  I'm starting garbage tomorrow because Alex left to college.  My brother Jack and I will be doing both Reinbeck and Traer.  The good news is I only have 3 days of school every week. The bad part is I have 5 days worth of school in those 3 days.  I'm almost done with school then I can relax.  I hope we eat something good for lunch.  Naomi has a wart on her hand and is gross.  Mammals have hair on their bodies.

Hello, I'm Chase Clark.  Today is the first day of school.  It is too soon. I feel like I didn't get a summer.  It's not cool to have to work and do sports all year and never get a break.  Oh well, I can't help having to do it.  I hurt real bad right now. It hurts all over my body; my back, my head, my legs everything!  Football has started if you haven't noticed, and I'm going to be playing varsity.  It'll be interesting to see how that goes.  My mom still has to take me to Famous Dave's 3 times from basketball. I bet she never does though, so..... My toe is better I cut it open and got stitches.  I have to go.
peace!

ughhhh

Today sucks I've worked all day and I come home to being yelled at I just a kid let me relax.  Like that will ever happen.  I'm just going to have to live with the sucking until it gets better.  I hurt, track and soccer suck bad but I think the price is worth it.  I'm going to homers stupid photo thing he's a clueless old man.  Years haven't treated that man well.  Hudson is so dumb he says the stupidest thing.  Alex is always stalking me he's a creeper.  I've got a feeling.

Today is Friday and so far it's been alright.   I have school again and tonight is my mom's basketball game.  They are playing 6 on 6.  It should be fantastic I think.  Everyone is cleaning and I'm not because I have school. I'm bored and have no purpose in life.  Angles and side make me angry!  Hunger is a growing problem in these times.  I'm done now good bye.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. I like them tell I die. I go rub-a-duba  I go rub-a-duba I go rub-a-duba-die. Plantains are nutritious for the whole family.  I lifted twice today and now my mom is yelling at me because I'm a failure and she thinks I'm possessed by demons and I'm a bum.  She doesn't understand me and is always blaming thing on me.

I am a handsome devil.  Colton is wiener butt combo.  I'm tired of dumb people who lie to me all the time!!!!  Chinchilli are very rare small critters which have big ears and eyes.  People breed them for there soft fur and the fact they make people happy.  Macklin is going to be a big baby when he grows up.  Cranberries help your urinary tract.  Pickles are very good in moderation.  They life of a professional football player/accountant/ice skater/Olympic volleyball player and curler/soccer player/synchronize swimmer/actor/detective/chainsaw artist/elephant trainer is hard, but brings home the bacon.  I feel sad all the time because I'm a loser.  I hate lifting in the morning!  I've blogged a lot today it stinks.

Hey my name is Chase. I'm 6'3 I love dancing and short walks to the couch.  I like women and chicken about the same.  I am an amazing chuggest, and am good at many things.  No one really cares about me I'm just lost in the middle.  My mom yells at me for everything.  It makes me so angry and it happens all the time.  I.m left out in everything and everyone thinks I'm annoying.  I'm never appreciated and treated like crap stuck to a shoe.  My mom will still yell at me.  I'm helping jack write a story"swords in the spleen" about Leg-a-gain, Hemly, Ham-size granny.  It's a spoof of lord of the rings but better.  it's funny awesome and show be in theaters.  I'm a shockingly handsome man to say the least.

Wednesday

I'm doing school today.  I have practice again which I hate so much!  I'm hungry for food that is good.  I'm bored because I never doing fun things.  I better be able to go to the game tomorrow or I'll be sad.  Order me some Pizza Ranch Pizza.  I want you to order me some Pizza Ranch Pizza please.  Please buy me some Pizza Ranch Pizza!  I'll be sad if this doesn't make you order me pizza.

Monday

I'm so tired I want to go to sleep, but I'm doing school for my mom.  The first district basketball game is tonight.   We are playing BCLUW and we should most likely win but who knows?  It's also valentines day but that doesn't matter.  I'm done with basketball for the year.  It was a good year we went 6-6 on the season.  I was the highest scorer and rebounds for the year.  Orange purple and blue are amazing together. I'm still very tired!

Monday, January 24, 2011

Today is the beginning of another school week.  I'm really enjoying the things I'm learning about.  Spanish is my favorite.  My teacher is awesome.  She makes learning a foreign language so much fun!

I have basketball practice this afternoon.  I'm looking forward to learning some new plays, although we don't have any games this week.  I always work hard at practice.  I'm better than most of the other guys on the team.  I get that from my mom. 

Home

Today is going to be like every other day. School then eat then practice than sleep. I wish my life was exciting, but nope.  I'm tired right now and I don't like it.  No games this week which sucks butt.  I have 4 days of practice today.  I hate everything in the world.  I need something to do.  I got to go see ya.

Friday!!!!!

It's finally Friday!  The week is finally over.  Now I get to relax!  going to go bowling tonight with Jack Abbie Carrie and maybe Mr. Lanza! I won my game last night vs. BCLUW!  It was a fun game, but my coach kind of sucks.  I dressed junior varsity too, but I never play.  It's kind of stupid if you ask me.  Now off to my other stuff

Oh Bother.

I'm really tired today, but I don't know why.  I have basketball practice today, then church, maybe. I don't know if we're going to the business meeting.   We beat Grundy last night.  It was good because they are punks.  I play BCLUW tomorrow.  It should be a good game, I suspect. I'm already almost done with school.   That's how cool I am. I'm bored like usual.  I wish there was stuff to do.  Elephants are an amazing species.   Their majestic trunks and floppy ears.... Oh how I wish I had one.  Giraffes are pretty cool too, the way they can escape people by just standing there, and the way they move. It's breathtaking.  I'm done.  I hope you liked it.

Conrad!!!

Conrad Keezer is coming over today to play video games.  Then he will come to my game it should be epic.  We are playing Grundy.   I hate Grundy. I went to the dance Saturday night it was dumb but alright I guess. Hollie had a surprise party last night.  We watched "When In Rome" it was okay but it made me mad for some reason....  Oh well I better hurry up and finish. I'm on the JV team it sucks I never play.

Life

Today is going to be boring and gay again.  But apparently I have no math today which is a plus. :)I'm still made about last night I played like crap!  There's a varsity game in AGWSR tonight so we better beat them!  I have another game tomorrow at NU but we are only playing 2 quarters.  So I've got nothing to do this week again.  I have to go finish other school now so I'll go.  See you later bye!

Always happen

Well I have a game tonight. I was suppose to leave now but my mom told me I have to stay home it happens all the time. Oh well it wont matter there gone and I'm stuck at home again.  I'm plating AGWSR tonight and I really want to beat them.  I'm going to have to work for my mom until I have to leave mixing up the girls room like it matters.  I'm tired, but my mom wont let me relax. I'm just one man!!  This stinks but it's not like it matters.

Today

Today is gay it has no point to life.  I hurt my brother because he's an idiot.  He needs to stop being a baby butt hole and grow up.  But I get in trouble for it because he's a little baby child whose dumb.  I have practice today which is stupid.  I'm sick of stupid people and how they get everything.  I had doughnuts today they were good! Craps what Hudson eats for everything.  Life sucks a lot.

Chase

Today we have another game against BCLUW.  It should be a good game, but we should win.  School today is very boring and I don't feel like getting up, but Dad's bringing home pizza so I'll get up for that.  I'm starving!!  Pizza was good.  I had 4 pieces!  Bryce had 6, and then fell out of his chair!  I've got to get ready soon.  We're going to go fix Jack's braces, then maybe to Abbies house, but who knows?  Cheese is very good for my soul and makes me happy.  Hamburgers are good to eat.

Just A Snow Day

It snowed and snowed all night long, so today we had a snow day.  Hooray!!  I wanted to build a snowman.  I put on my snow boots and my hat and my mittens and my scarf.  Then, I helped Little Sister put her snow stuff on.  After that, Dad needed help shoveling the driveway.  I was going to build a snowman next, but Little Sister wanted to have a snow ball fight.  I let her hit me a bunch of times.  I only hit her one time by accident.  So then, I had to say I was sorry and give her a big hug.  I was going to build a snowman after that, but Tiger and Bun Bun wanted to go ice-skating.  So, I showed everyone how to skate backwards and do jumps.  Then Tiger and I raced it was a tie.  I was ready to build a snowman next, but Maurice and Molly wanted to go sledding.  I steered all the way down the big hill. Watch out, Maurice and Molly, here I come! Finally! It was time to build a snowman. First, we made a big snowball for the bottom. next, we put a smaller one on top and an even smaller one on top of that one.  Little Sister added prunes for his eyes and mouth, and a carrot for his nose.  And I put Mom's scarf around his neck and Dad's hat on his head.  I even let him wear my sunglasses. Our snowman sure looked great!  Little Sister was getting cold so we went inside.  The snowman looked cold, so I decided to make some of my special hot chocolate to warm us all up.  First, Mom heated some milk while I got out the secret ingredients.  I put everything into the pot and stirred it all up with a big spoon.  Then i put marshmallows on top and poured the hot chocolate into three big mugs-one for me, one for Little Sister and one for the snow man. It was the best snow day ever! I sure hope it snows again tomorrow!       THE END