Hey I'm Chase Clark.  I will be talking to you today.  I am tired today.  I have 4 games this week! I will only play the combined time of one game... We loose a lot.  We play good though so no one cares.  I have an inflatable girlfriend.  She knows I put the man in romance.  Homers here.... hahahahahaha!!!!

Hey I'm Chase Clark. I am talking to day.  Bryce is a fudge round. He always takes things from me.  We have a game tonight, we are suppose to loose.  I probably wont play much, but me and jack should play if we want to win.  I am really tired today.  Hudson is like the king of fudge rounds.  I feel like getting shot into the sky so I can sleep on a pillow like cloud.  I like the feeling of mayonnaise running through my hair.  I am a stud, a blog says so!  Naomi is a penny sticker.

Hey, I'm Chase Clark.  I will be writing to you today!  I'm blogging about bacon.  I want to know who thought of bacon?  Why is bacon so amazing?  Can you make bacon cake?  I am always curious about bacon. I also want to know about candles.  Who was dumb enough to pick their ear wax and set it on fire?

Hey, I'm Chase Clark.  I will be talking to you today.  Today is a snow day!!! I need to find out who I'm hanging out with!!  It's a tough choice...  I don't have a game tonight!! I have a dog that sniffs cheese.  He's named Boxter.  He is so funny!  He likes to mess with the children.

Hey, I'm Chase Clark.  I will be pushing the keys for you today.  I am going into town!!!  We are going to get my mother's computer fixed.  Macklin spilled tea in it..  I got to play in the JV game last Monday.  The game was 'uber fun!! I got to beat up on on Grundy! :)  They are punks.  I heard Bryce liked Colton's belly button, but you didn't hear it from me.

Hey I'm Chase Clark.  I will be typing to you this morning.  Well to start things off, big girls are beautiful.  Would it be cool if candy talked to you while you ate it?  Hudson screams louder than a hyena who just got told how time flies. I like to think of myself as an intelligent man.  This intelligent man would like pizza ranch. This intelligent man has gotten a double double so he deserves it!! Bryce is a 3 ball'a! Respect him or die!!!

Hey I'm Chase Clark. I will be typing to you today.  I'm a ball'a from behind the three point line.  I shot them up like a turkey on Thanksgiving. I ain't tripping yo. I have massive range.  Who knew Jews  would taste so good with peanut butter all over them?  I eat them like twice a week! it seems like we always have some in the micro wave.  Jack and I are usually the ones who boil and mix them together. It can get pretty sticky.

Hey I'm Chase Clark. I will be speaking to you today.  I'm really tired.  I stayed up all night doing school because my mom was griping at me.  Well I'm all caught up so what now!!! I'm third string in basketball now, hopefully they just put me on JV so I can play basketball.  I hate being a bench warmer!  I will be done after this than I can play Skyrim without getting yelled at!!  Well I am ticked right now and bored.  I wanna stuff salt down a chickens throat.

Hey, this is Chase Clark.  I will be typing for you again.  I want a "VW" for Christmas. I'm very irritated right now.  Hudson is 5 now!  I have bad bed head.  Basketball is a joke.  I'm bored with life.  I want to do something fun.  Well goodbye everyone!

Hey, I'm Chase Clark.  I will be speaking to you today.  I am feeling very annoyed right now. I will not explain why.  It's Hudson's birthday today! He is 5 I believe and is still "Hudson" whatever that means.  I'm going to get a tatoo of Bryce on my butt. I think it'd be weird "butt" his legend must go on!!!! Bubbles are quite fascinating.  Hudson just yelled!

Hey, I'm Chase Clark.  I will be speaking to you today.  I am tired today.  Bryce is yelling again.  He will totally give Colton a nut cruncher.  Colton will indeed cry.  Crying will make Bryce get in trouble, being in trouble will make Bryce yell, yelling will make Bryce give more nut crunchers. Behold I am Chase the wise.  If your reading this I'm cool!  Big butts of fury!! Candy canes dancing in the forest.