Stud Muffin's Daily News

Hey, I'm Chase Clark.  I will be speaking to you today.  I come to you in urgent need of food.  I am always hungry and always sad.  I need to have something extraordinary happen to me.  but it's me so that wont happen.  To bad I'm not Batman then I'd be boss.  Oh well you can;t have anything. Even though I don't get much anyways... I can't change my life or me....